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That would take A LOT of mustard.

Add some spicy chillis to that mustard, then you're talking.

"Then you're talking."

How? Do the fucking chillis turn into words nowadays? Goddamn gmos...

They can if you eat too much ghost pepper. I can confirm this from experience.

I don't dabble in peppers. It's always a bad trip after. Especially when the closest establishment selling antacids is often two hours away or more. That drive sucks.

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  • Calls Chili's
  • Yells, "No!"
  • Hangs up
  • Mission complete