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They're always the first to go missing. Everybody always needs few good hands

Thieves doing hand jobs is just something I never thought would happen.

It's quite incredible to think such a thing but it's true. My mate Jimmy got caught stealing a lady's underthings from a washing line and she made him give her a hand job to her penis

He swears it's true

I hate when that happens...

That's what he said!!!