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I came listen to the radio in my head because the voices are on all the channels!!!

I tuned into polka but now I see dots. I think I'm defective. Should probably go to the hospital and demand to speak to the manager.

First it is some and then you see lots, it might be a better objective to go see a detective!

Are those the ones that shove the poker up your ass then make you look at the screen?

I thought that was just a typical Tuesday past-time. I need to get out more

Nope. Weekend sessions are available. And I don't blame them in this economy.