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It has been said that the bitches end upwith stitches from me being too big for my britches.

Correction. You're thinking of snitches. Snitches be the bitches gettin stiches in their britches after Big Mitch's famous kisses.

Snitches eh? Snitches in my britches making potions like witches. I catch em, I be leaving them in ditches counting my riches having scratched all my itches

This is getting ridiculous. Which is righteous and enriches all those without any hitches and never any glitches? Get pissed on and dismissed as some label affixed to some bitch ass?

Sorry. Just smoked a joint so probably won't be making much sense at this point.

I thought it made more sense than any of the past tense but that might have been me being dense not seeing over the fence

Probably why I failed in the exam I thought I nailed to get into Mens.. aahhh

Rhyming with The King but asking like a moocher. The producer on the computer with a sense of humor coming at you faster than sooner. Can't be measured with a ruler or even ruled like you were. With no fucking worries at all cuz there's always a future:

HAhahahahhahaha, Oh man, I wanna be them when I am old.