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Maybe I could season the inside of the condoms first!! That would give them a nice old reset!

Dude those things already come with flavoring. You're using the wrong side. Just put it in there and let it marinate. I think I'm going to call this invention: Sausage

Saaausage?? Thats a word sounding thing. I don't know if it would catch on. How about tubemeat? Yeah, that's got a ring to it!!

Could put duck meat in there and call it a Rubber Ducky.

Duck meat... Duck...

Now was that a typo, that is the question! :0D

Duck fat.

That was to be my seasoning!