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I was loaded! And then bedded and all up early for an adventure into the Scottish nothingness!

A grinder eh? Might be handy for the sausages

Yeah. And you can put your weed in there. Or whatever those plants up there are called.

You mean up here in the tropical north?

Certainly won't find them in the dirty south.

DAmn dirty south. I knew a feller from there once. He could drink with either end. A fearsome sight to behold