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I bet they often wonder what you are doing in their garden...

Disclaimer for the hard of humour: yes, still joking

Planting turnips and pulling petunias.

Filthy beggar

In my day we did that behind closed doors

I have an Open Door Policy unless I have to take a shit.

That is when I have an open door policy. The family loves it

Need someone to come and grunt?

And clap! :OD

Disclaimers are for sissies!

I know. There's one on the loose. Hence the disclaimer.