Hahaha, all those things that are going to be put to the test. Almost feeling sorry for some objects that will be subjected to several stress tests. 😂
"Now, could you explain to me, again, why the bloody heck, you thought cutting one of our finest trees in our garden was logical...!?"
These kind of questions I had in the past and at the time of acting-before-thinking it always made sense. But then, with these type of questions after, the fun got drained straight out off it.
Just like: "Why do you men, never, ever, read the manual first and act as if you could have invented the darn thing yourselves! No wonder us women have a longer lifespan on average! Now hand me the manual!"
Ha, of course that is all fiction, as if this happens in real life. Tsssk, only the thought... 😁
I did get in trouble once when I walked to try out my new axe and had a go at a big giant bush. It didn't last long!!
I have been too scared to use the blade for much as it is so sharp I worry that it will never be that sharp ever again. How sad is that!
So most likely the garden is safe... For now!
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