Oh wow you've given @edprivat a run for his money with your comedic garden post. You did miss the #gardenjournal tag, this preventing all the cool gardener kids from gushing over your bamboo porn though...
My Dad loves bamboo. Like sees it at a distance, runs toward it and says.. WOW!! BAMBOO! We think he was a panda in a past life. He even has a photo of himself in bamboo as his Facebook profile. Panda added by me to protect his identity.
Lovely garden by the way. Funny, I call that plant Chlamydia too.
Me and you dad must be but from the same cloth. I run at bamboo when I see it and shout BAMBOO!! Lol.
I want totally aware that #gardenjournal was a things but if I do another I will be sure to use that!
I think my missus us tiring is the Chlamydia jokes for the clematis!