I broke my rib by opening a bottle of Prosecco.
It is a little known fact that Prosecco was first produced in the 16th century as a weapon to be deployed as a trojan horse into enemy encampments during a siege. Soldiers with broken ribs are far less able to climb walls.
Essentially what you have is a war wound. I think that comes with a purple heart.
HAhaha, I am definitely going to have to steal that as a verifiable back story to my war wound 😀😀
You can use my comment to qualify the fact as truth.
It is written on the internet so it must be iron clad. No one may refute me now!
I've never seen a false word written on the interwebs.
Me neither, not a once
Next they'll be erecting a fucken statue to the Boom like they did with William Wallace.