"It wasn't nice. My brother rarely showered. He was one of those people that believed his body self-cleaned."
So you're telling me the body doesn't self-clean? Next you're going to tell me the laundry doesn't wash itself. I toss it in the hamper, and every week it magically is folded and back in the closet.
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Well, now that you mention it, the same thing happens to me! But I believe that that is due to the Washing Basket Fairies. They are a lovely yet mischievous bunch as you can tell by their stealing of the occasional sock!