So I’m with family today and my sister in law has one child that is let’s say difficult. He doesn’t listen very well and likes to lie a lot.
We found a juice box in the toilet and one of the parents was asking who did it. No one fessed up so another went around asking what kind of juice box everyone had, my sister in law’s son responded grape. When told there was no grape he looks over trying to see what kind it was and responds something different.
Meanwhile my son just blurts our “It was Dillion”. To which we asked, how do you know? “He peed on it”. Some one asks if he was watching and he responds “no he told me”.
So we talking about all the other funny lies he was caught in and this one had us dying.
Apparently he was running around class a lot and handed this in to his mom for his daily progress sheet.
Needless to say, we were laughing pretty hard.
He is only 8 and is a cute nice kid, just has a lot of difficulty with truth and listening.
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Isn't that a sign of creativity though? Silver linings.
Sign of a future politician.
hahaha...cute!
LOL you had me literally laugh out loud at that one, kids fuck up the most random shit, you never know what the hell is going to happen.
Lol. I can't stop laughing
I don't get it, he got all smiley faces. Seems like he's doing fine to me.
Children and problem, inseparable duo
The comments! It doesn't look like anything to me. Genius.
Haha! I wonder what the missing comment said?
Something about seeing the teacher
Trouble maker today, change agent of tomorow....
Oh wow, that is too funny to punish for haha. And at only 8 years old, this boy has the creativity of a teenager, for sure! :)
I don't think that's funny at all, it's actually quite serious and shouldn't be laughed about. My son's girlfriend has a 8 year from a previous relationship that gets slips sent home like that one all the time. When he came into our family he was five going on twelve. She was a high risk pregnancy at the time so I use to have to go pick him up from kindergarten everyday. It was so embarrassing I use to pull my hood over my head so no one who may have known me may would relate me to the kindergarten terrorist. Having some stability in his life he's gotten a little better but he still manipulates quite a bit. Usually the teacher just calls his mom but the other day she couldn't get a hold of her so she came over to my car and said can you tell mom that it's been a rough week, particularly today...not that's it hasn't been a rough year. (something similar to that) and I looked at her and said I know it's been a rough four years at least you get the summers off.
It gets old after awhile and this type of behavior isn't fair to the other kids in the class not to mention the type of influence he could have on the other kids in the family as he gets older.
Reminds me of the work of a gentleman by the name of Kang Lee - he's got some very interesting and insightful thoughts on lying.
Kids are nice creatures. But its obvious this kid is a fucking sanguine jn temperament.. Such kinda kids can procastinate alot and not listen, you will never find them sit at one position and when you do, they either just wanna be that way or are sick.. So since your sister already knows he lies alot.. No need to ask who did it like in this scenario, just call him off nice and gentle and be like "honey i know you broke the vase try and be careful next time okay? So little whatever his name is dont breaks something very imporatant to mum. You are only guessing he is the one. If he isnt he would say but mum i didnt do it. If he is guiltu as charged he would think you saw him while he was doing it so he goes quiet on you. I hope this can help your sister. Plus your sister should read this book why you act the way you do,it would help her tackle people and even her children very well.@markymark
Wow this is so cool.. How did you do it man ?