Traf slaying it yet again on the singles scene. Always bringing home the bacon. We're taking notes.
Just look at his masterful cocktail of roses and sensual foreplay... just the right amount of restraint for what's bound to happen once behind closed doors. Sweeps em right off their feet.
Damn Traf, that's like a 2 in 1 special, you get the chick and bring home the bacon too!
I bet she must be yummy ;p
very much the hannibal lecter guide to dating
you spice, marinade and decorate also?
Traf slaying it yet again on the singles scene. Always bringing home the bacon. We're taking notes.
Just look at his masterful cocktail of roses and sensual foreplay... just the right amount of restraint for what's bound to happen once behind closed doors. Sweeps em right off their feet.
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yeah see this amateur couldn't get the dosage right on the chloroform
MMMM...
I love me some man on man action...
swept off my feet
I can't think of anything funny, Other than you should maybe drink a little less.
Please upvote me... I'll dance...
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lol ok
NSFW Thank you for Trafalgar
@traf - Yep - Caveman style - whack her on the head with your club and it's a date! LOL. Upvoted
Regards,
@vm2904
that way there's less yabba yabbaring and more doing
Poaching is definitely the best technique to get the exotic date you want
100%, they're not going anywhere when i'm around
Do you gonna introduce her to your mom?
probably not
be pretty difficult to tell them apart
Hahahah....good one!
also it explains alot :p
Lets hope your mom never checks your traf account on Steemit
I think the date will be scared that it will be roasted with questions or just literally roasted
Just give her 5 bucks for an Uber.
hmm don't think i'll get 5 stars if i brought her along
...UberXL
Now it finally makes sense why @traf's mum always complains that the dates he brings home are real pigs
Big girls need loving too
yeah but they gotta pay! :)
lol at least untie her before you dump her out
hehe I never release them back into the wild
You right, you right...wouldn't want her to squeal on ya ;)
I hope you had a drunk date if it ends up like this :P
Is this before or after you enjoy the lady's company
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You are mine now! Btw you could spit-roast her in 2 different ways if she looks like that.
Your senses are still after a successful first date .
As if you had acquired a predatory animal .
I wish you had a wonderful day with your girl .
:(
You nailed it :))
Superb one ! Cant stop laughing !!
You must have a lot of first date/last date.