Steemit.com - fix your shit

in #steemit5 years ago

No, I don't want Czech whores, nor do I want a shit resolution or an upside down photo.

Fucking joke.


Also, can you fix the follow/following lists. Complete overhaul required. The list doesn't display much of the time, there is no option to sort - 12000 accounts - what the fuck am I supposed to do with a list that sometimes displays?


Hi 😊

Sort:  

Would you think of those who DO want Czech whores?

Sheesh, you are so selfish!

:)

!dramatoken

(I want the Czech whores)

(I would highly recommend)

Gracias 😁

Oo la la!

My team lost, I didn't walk far enough, and this beer is really nice 😬

Heheh, Oh man, I have been there. figuratively! :OD

Ahh great, mine is a Stella tio 😍

Yo bitch. Where you at? I gots me done Czech ho's and we're looking to party?

hahahaha

And it's beer Saturday too!

I'm back, writing a 'where you been' post right now :D

Wayhay!! I thought we had list you to the great Gods of the sea!! ;0)

You will never walk alone lol.

Red shite

They are both red and don't support either, but it was a good wind up lol.

Which beer was it?

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The one in the big glass 😁🍺

So you only drank one 😂

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I only need one 😁

:)
I can stand 2 Karmeliets on a evening and than I do have to stop because I am with the car. Last time I was really drunk, it was just regular beer and unintended. The post I could write about that. Boy o boy!
Hope you don't have a hangover!
Cheers,
Peter

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Ad block upside down your face?

Does that really cure the above? 😱

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😂😊👍🏽

But then I wouldn't have a post, or any drama tokens 😁

I second this notion. Please??

I was lying about the whores though

Someone has finally mastered the art of shitposting, I’m so proud of you!

Thank you lovely 😍

I seem to remember a while back steemit was displaying a followers list you could sort in all sorts of ways, then it disappeared, then it turned into this shit... sorted by last joined, yes, fucking useless if you want to find someone whose name you remember begins with P but can't quite remember the rest!

The more engaged you are, then the more useless it is I guess!

There must be a way of extracting follower data and putting it into an external tool that you can use to sort?

I don't remember a multiple sort option, but have asked (politely) for it a few times.

There must be a way of extracting follower data and putting it into an external tool that you can use to sort?

There is, and I have done this before but not in the telephone.

Those are "just" Google ads. What you see depends on your browsing activity and other things. But I believe that steemit can decide if they want to show NSFW ads or not (?).

So I can blame my cat? Sheesh, rogue pussy.

there is an add for czech whores?
maybe you could upload an upsidedown photo?
shitty resolution, well, get everyone to look the photos on the phone?

the follow list is useless, especially when sorted by date added.

Yes there is, but it seems to have gone today. I uploaded on another account, but yes, that would have been better.

Hi back to you! 😁

Hola!

Que tal?

Todo drunken

Haha! Too much serveca or stronger?

Too much bad football and Inter your faces 😁

The football was great if you were supporting for the underdogs 😁

Calme amigo 😎🤣

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Si vale vale!

I agree with all of what you’re saying and with regards to the Czech whores I’ll take one for the team and take them off your hands! I run a program where I help Czech whores learn to code or read books and who want to do other stuff good too centre

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Yeah I was lying about the Czech whores - bring it/em

Hmm. If i had to guess id say at least 3. Close? :D

3 Czech whores? Now you are just being greedy

No, i meant beers.. No way this was a sober post. hahaha

I occasionally post sober, tomorrow mayhaps

I like the adverts. It's a little embarassing to get these but I use brave browser on my phone so no worries in public.

Anyway I think you need to relax.

!BEER

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I was relaxed until I wanted to post a photo of the beach and it appeared upside down yo face. Then I got pissed.

:-( You shouldn't speak the truth, now I'm sad.

The beer made me do it, but the beer has a point 🙃

Bless the beer, all of them...

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😍😍😍🍺😍😍😍

Shit, I was gone a couple hours and 'whores' is a tag now? Is that a thing? Jeez.

Anyway, no idea what you're talking 'bout. I really just clicked because I read Czech whores. Two questions - why Czechs, specifically? And two, why the fuck not?

Cause I was presented with Czech whores when I visited steemit.com

No offence to Czechs or whores, but I just wanna upvotes

I don't even look anymore because it is so big.

And that's what Mrs Hilarski said!

Would you post a link to the Czech whores, please? Actually I check under "Hot".

nor do I want a shit resolution or an upside down photo.

Take a screenshot of the photo and try with that. Works for me when photos giving me problems.

About the list, yeah, clueless about why they don't fix it.

Why I gotta do that though man? I'm holding my phone the right way around and all that shit 📷

I know. But this is the current solution to your problem. Gotta do it. Choppy chop

Choppity bollocks! 😘

What happened with our reputations today? Finally they're back to normal, but for a hot minute I thought I was being hit in flag war crossfire.

Hey, @phoenixwren.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought I'd been hit in a flag war. I'm not sure what it would take to knock down a reputation from 64 to 38 in a matter of seconds, but I definitely went looking at my post to see if it had happened. :) Sad thing is, it was the kind of post, if enough attention by the right people were drawn to it, that it could get some flags. Not my normal safer fare. :)

Yeah and I'm friends with someone who is being flagged to hell so I thought the senator from Vermont had just started flagging all her friends, lol. I'm glad both of our bad scenarios were wrong!

The senetor from Vermont is flagging? 😮

He's been flagging Lynds and FullTime that I know of, perhaps others. He's also been hitting anyone who replies to Lynds, her resteems, etc.

Yeah, but I feel sorry for your friend. The senator from Vermont has been on a longer than usual rampage of late, and I don't know how, but it really needs to be stopped. Was she caught in the crossfire then?

No, she's specifically a target. :(

Well mine, fell through the floor, but I hope everyone else is doing ok?🍡😬

I think everybody's did, but it seems to be fixed now.

No new posts in two days. I hope Inc didn't sent some Czech friends over :-D

JK.

Hope life is treating you well (at least off chain) :-)

:D I didn't find them if they did!

I have lost my posting motivation this week, which is not good cause I need the STEEMs!

The weather is crappy and so that doesn't help - no-one wants to see grey sky photos.

Thank you for checking in, maybe I will think of something to present to the chain soon (and holding a bit more value than the above!).

Same here! It's cloudy, windy and uninspiring. Nobody wants to see an uninspired surfer :-D

Sending you a compassionate hug :-)

I'm sure they are just waiting on that update.

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Right. I'll just sit here and wait for that update then.

Who would post via steemit.com now is beyond me - keep that busy.orgasm delegation rolling Ned.


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Haha! I was expecting a long list of sh&t to be fixed. Since you are not asking too much, I am sure they will get right on it :)

I'm not asking for much, they know it's broke, so....come on!

100% upvote bitches - that felt good!

Oh shit your account is hacked!

I hope so, I might make some STEEMS!

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Czech whores??? The high end ones take Credit Cards not Czechs!!

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Any unwanted czech whores can be sent to my home address - PM me 4 details

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Do they accept steem for payment? They might be trend setting Hookers selling kitty for crypto.

I should have asked this question 🤠

This is a black box...oh...

THE IRONY!!

Looks even better on the PC :D

How about an upside down Czech Whore?

disclaimer: random upside down photo, subject is not necessarily a whore, or Czech...

😂😂😂 unerring!

love it lololo

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@abh12345, Let's hope that now team will do rapid updates and let's see if the sorting section will be one of them or not. In my opinion splitting of wallet section gave lot of freedom to bringing changes in UI of Steemit.com. 👍

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ahaha I do want one, who doesn't want it.haha

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