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They sure are making those precision tip tweezers heavier and heavier these days!!

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lol you're the meanest matt in motown, but i didn't know you like perving when traf goes downtown :D

He's Asian... I thought they all used chopsticks

Even the women

haha they're no colder than my ex wife's vagina

On the plus side, he's going to be real popular with the fisting community


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He's Can Surely Smash

source: memedroid

can't wait for communities to release on steemit
hope you have that namespace squatted

That's when the labido gets so strong that everything you look at becomes sexy

well I guess that race with the hare wasn't the first time he came first

He's not an athlete but he's a smooth operator

yeah the poor tortoise had to improvise since his blowup turtle exploded

Hehe Yea I heard the blowup doll was quite the bombshell

poor thing is still pretty shell shock by the explosion

to make him feel better, we all chip in SBD and got him a proper sex-bot

source: pinterest

Hehe that's so nice, maybe a robot girlfriend is finally gonna make him come out of his shell

the confidence helped him make new friends, that's pretty much the nutshell of the story

source: giphy

Just because you see a big arm jerking under a bed

Doesn't mean it can't play a sweet tune

that's what the hole in the guitar is really for

Pays to be ambidextrous...unless you like the feeling of cheating on the other hand lol

how about a threesome?

yeah, need to learn to use the mouse with the other hand as well to navigate thru the material

here's a blast from the past Dwain The Rock Johnson and Jimmy Fallon showing frequent masturbators how to maintain balance arm strength


Looks like team work to me :P

fallon looks like he's only ever jacked off someone else

Hahahah I suppose that's why he's such a good TV host

@traf,
When I got lots of relationship :D

Cheers~

I'm a team player, sometimes I even help spank the monkey

i'm not so good with multi player

Ahh, those one handed push ups are awesome

ya, being single sure gets you motivated

My right arm is just like that

hahaha i think today he is so excited to won the @traf contest with a high upvote
he is looking much happy and excited
when suddenly he got an arm of builder
like as jumanji game movie that slim boy which got the Dwayne Johnson's body when they entered in jumanji game and he shoked to see his body


And very happy

Or perhaps you're already in a relationship and she's waiting for marriage

haha or a couple of years into marriage

Lol. That's why you need to alternate. Or get a girlfriend. You know, whatever comes first.

alternate it is
i'm now typing this with my right hand ;)

You should do it by two hands...to maintain balance...like this..

I'm in the relationship nowfunny-bugs-bunny-animated-gif-3.gif

technically getting whipped todo all the laundry, dish washing, chores, and carrying all the shopping will ensure balance arm strength but I really like bugs bunny it's my upvote kryptonite

If it's been a while, just kick their ash

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How to Spot a core wanker 😂


But on the positive side, he can represent his country in weight lifting during the Olympics.🏋️
Oh!! No!! he needs to start using the other hand to wank too 😁

Wank for the sport....lol

Olympics sports recommended for 1 handed muscle wanker: short put, discus throw, also javelin

Yeah! You're right. I never tought of that

When a skeleton has sexual desire, it is really hysterical to laugh

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Give a little time and it can not be stopped, ha ha, lol

so funny

Warning for all girls Some young people have discovered a new rape technique .

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The Keeper Badge.

For keeping the Lotion industry in market

Single handedly 💪

girls after separation @traf

hahaha nice body very funny.@traf

hahaha..
lake luffy

LOL Resteemed.
Man always carry packages of his girlsfriends.

Hahaha love to see that

Relationship-Breakup- Reality

Wow..This very funny post..I like it..Thanks for share..

wow. lol.wonderful photo my friend. aye kisu koytam na f thanks for shar funny photo @traf

I really can't stop laughing.
funny.

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Wake me up its killing me

Butfull relationship for shareing@traf

WOW!!!.Seeing your picture is very much enjoyed.Thanks U so much For Sharing The funny post.

Wow you could be an arm wrestling champ.

fine you got me, gif has nothing to do with txt

Stupid sexy homer

hahahhahaa, if you use both hands, you don't need to go to gym.

with gym ? and your other relationship broke out ?

I miss the nail polish..... then he sure thinks a woman helps him... 😉😉

but why limit at the left hand, is it because of lefties?