When you can't enjoy your food because you have a mouth ulcer and you start thinking about all the times in your life when you didn't and how you took it for granted
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When you can't enjoy your food because you have a mouth ulcer and you start thinking about all the times in your life when you didn't and how you took it for granted
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mouth 👄 ulcers ewww......they be like the ex-gf from hell who also happens to be at every bar you visit, stings and shames you with jokes about your small pecker just when you get a taste of hope when any girl shows you interest......ok lets not raise our standards too high, when they talk back
mom says my pecker isn't fully grown until i turn 45
45 huh? well not much longer to go
No girls show interest in traf. So he's safe no one will know about his smaller pecker
no one but the millions to come on Steem, yeah his reputation is safe
Voodoo dentist, that's what they do when you don't pay your bills, they stick pins in your doll mouth and give you ulcers
i'd take it over the drills
Yeah, those drills are scary.
To add deep mental anguish and insult to injury, your family does delicious curry takeout and also brought back sweet gelato ice-cream and you can only watch them eat it.
Food Denial: This is how some deep family division really begins
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when the ulcer heals it's back to healthy food diet again :(
Yeah, you do not know pain and suffering until you try to go down on @steemnsfw wartly gonads and scarred shalong (little bumps to mark its conquest) with your mouth full of ulcers
No motivation will ever prepare you for the agony
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then I know pain and suffering
careful child you're summoning the spawn from the anus
First rule of Thailand buddy...
hmm getting hiv through a mouth ulcer would be pretty lame
Haha what happens in thailand stays in thailand
Dont worry stds fly first class
Thailand huh?... Thus begins the gradual un-mystering of everyone's favourite nsfw
Shh
owkies owkies
When you have mouth ulcer and you accidentlly ate spicy food.
ppl in the background at just use to this sort of behavior at this classy joint
Uuu a squirter!
You gotta eat soft food
They're easier on the ulcers
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definitely easier on the eyes
i mean ulcers
this is the only damn reply worth staring at.....what would we all do without you jedi?
Haha I know that feeling, when I eat it looks like this
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ya happens when you wife has knocked all your bottom teeth out for messing around with your secretary
I know that looks. Its dry mouth from too much dick
when @traf ignore your comment it hurt more than any kind of ulcer.
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there there mark, i'm here for you this time
When it's painful to eat, that's when you load up on the drinks
You gotta get your calories from somewhere
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99 bottles of bourbon on the wall...
yeah the first bottle might sting a little, but after half a dozen, it's all just bubbles
It's the only pain killer I take.
Lol, with such a problem in the mouth, it remains only to look at others and think about the past, ha ha ha :D
need to get some more sweets
still 2 good teeth left
Worst are the headaches. I'm so glad I've no headache right now.
lol never heard my wife say that
Nvm, I got a headache trying to think up a funny reply for this.
lol yeah when it hits hard, just thrown in the towel....we don't call him the meastro for nothing
Basically, I got comment check-mated.
Still counts as getting a mate, right?...
;-;
if you like little penis, yes
Hey! Don't call him that.
oh you mean like when power rangers has ulcers
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"GODDAMNIT CARL IT'S THE 35TH TIME WE WEREN'T IN SYNC ON THAT LAST POSE"
err.....i'm not a power ranger fan....not even close
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beep boop
yeah i blame giphy that's all the gave me for headache
Guys! DJ likes Power Rangers! Haaa haaa!
Try rinsing with a combination of lemon juice, salt, Frank's Red Hot Sauce, and powdered ghost pepper. The
inside of your mouthulcers will be gone in no time.i didn't see this one, awesome reply swenger
hey where's your @comedyopenmic submission for round 3? we have a very small community here, it would be great to get everyone involved so we can better make an impact, we've already go participants promoting the Steem competition in twitter, let them see your talent when they come over!
btw...it's actually easier for you, you already have good comedy post, just change one of your tag on your latest funny/punchline post and add tag #comedyopenmic and nominate 2 others who follow you, go see the trending, it's not just prizes and prestige that comes with it, there's lots of extra upvotes are given out, not to mention new followers like curie, curators, and many orcas and whales are just starting to come by!
Thanks for the additional clarification on how to enter. I was reading through the "instructions" last night. I'll get something put together for this week's entry. What a great idea to expand the comedy channel on Steemit. Thanks for all our work on promoting and sponsoring it.
nw! can't wait to see you help us raise the bar at COM! come on it, the water is nice and warm ;) .... cause @steemnsfw peed into it :P
Also works for the ailment in your prior post.
Oh those times when the mouth was taken for granted... Hang on, am I talking about mouth ulcers?
Are you talking about something else coming in your mouth?
Only Tigers, everything else is verboten!
like this cat who try to eat a banana without teeth..
I encoded . ha-ha
I do not care :)
Mouth Ulcers Do SUCK!!*
And yeah unfortunately we all take good food for granted all too often..
NAMASTE
@krytonika
Actually this is a very sad news. When we have hunger and desire, but we can not eat for mouth ulcer :)
really very nice i like this photography thanks for share this post with us...
Very funny photo
Then eat the tube in the mouth. ..
The same condition is yours
Then what do you do ???
You have mouth ulcer ???
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But don't worry Be Dog . Coz dog never think about any shitty excuse 😂😂😂
If I have a problem with eating, I can suicide myself.
nice
Lol, really funny
I like it its very funny @traf
@traf,
At that moment your mom started feeding you like crazy :D
Cheers~
If you have a mouth ulcer, you need a mouth like that
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