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You need a van, this way you can keep a whole Harem locked up good inside



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hmm gotta get those windows tinted

I 2nd that recommendation

I got one of those, it's awesome, you can even fit a waterbed inside!


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Haha that name is something else

I wonder how many times that van gets pulled up by the cops lol

Don't just leave her there, she might call for help from high ground

hmm you're right, last thing i need is for her to be flashing her high beams

You are so romantic. I never take my girlfriend out for road trips. She is still happy in the basement but she has mentioned she would want a change of environment and also see the ocean for the first time.

that is romantic, you even let them choose where they'd like to be buried

You're so full of hot air. Your "girlfriend" won't be escaping anything except being cleaned.

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well at least i won't need air bags if something goes wrong when she's giving me road head

Touche, touche.

How you park normally.

when you can only afford half a parking spot

Nah,
That's how the bitch escapes.


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ahh, that's my ride for halloween

haha it's a beast

Whoa, whoa, whoa... that's too much. Way over the top. Just get a tracking device instead

hmm and the tracking app can be called wife eye

Ditch the girlfriend and get yourself trunk monkey! A lot more useful!!


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Nice :)

I need that for my skateboard

@traf - Looks like Superman taught you driving. Way to go!!
Lol

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Why is she in the trunk when she could be chained in the kitchen?!

are you trying to stop her from escaping or trying to get rid of her??

Just a few more days and she'll be loyal

insert "these hoes ain't loyal" theme here

hahaha yes this will be infact she will not dare to open the door of the car LOL

Or tie her up..

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And yet the girl left :)

The way it's presenting I'd say it's in heat. Best take it to a good stable lest she get some riff raff to attack her

very good job dear @traf
I like your post

hahaha sure this could be infact she can no longer dare to open the door of the auto

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Whenever I've looked at buying a car, I always ask if there is any way to disable the emergency release located inside the trunk. No reason, just curious.