Trust me it's even more of a slap in the face when your wife says she wants to do it but with the lights off because it's more "romantic" that way - I have no doubt I look black in the dark
Just think of the advantages someone with narcolepsy has in a fight with their wife. As soon as you begin to lose an argument, you can just fake sleep.
But if you sleep before her and she want sex.
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Then...
when i fall asleep when i'm spose to be watching the bachelor with her
Oh well in that case
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I do the same with my wife when she wake up from a wet dream and hoping for sex.
blue ballsing each other, nice
Haha the old 2 can play at that game trick :)
When you wake up before your wife in the morning but pretend to be asleep, because you don't want to deal with your kids.
it's ok, they're still at school cos i forgot to pick them up yesterday
Lmao good one. I usually get the old can on nodorart.
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i don't think she needs a lot more to deter unwanted attention
She also pretends that she doesn't get it from a co-worker in the coat closet every afternoon.
damn, and this whole time i thought he was in the closet
Trust me it's even more of a slap in the face when your wife says she wants to do it but with the lights off because it's more "romantic" that way - I have no doubt I look black in the dark
i think the benefits may be mutual
Haha
Haha the polite way of saying, could you please wear a paper bag on your head XD
Hehe atleast with the paper bag you can assume they don't get repulsed by your body just your face
Oh damn so she wasn't being polite after all, damn bitch lol
I always wear nigh goggles just in case the lights go out - atleast I get to enjoy myself
Stick your tongue in her ear
That should get her up and excited
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Pretending to be asleep when your dad walks by..but he is more clever than you..
haha lol ...daddy rockz
Maybe if you're really really nice and polite
Oh, what do I know? I'm just a teenager
I just spike my hubby's drink so he falls asleep the moment his head hits the pillow
And next morning, I tell him how wonderful he was the night before
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Thats alright Traf two can play that game, next time she asks for the credit card to go shopping pretend you are deaf.
I don't pretend, I'm just passed out from too much drinks
It's my way of winding down at the end of the day
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It's good chance to paint the town red. Try it next time, as I always do.
Just think of the advantages someone with narcolepsy has in a fight with their wife. As soon as you begin to lose an argument, you can just fake sleep.
Good, makes the job easier.
Yeah, yeah marital rape blah blah, whatever I'm single anyway.
Haha...
That reaction is priceless
Thanks a lot for sharing your valuable post....
Carry on next
Best of luck..
I will still wait for your next post....
Beautiful funny gif and post.........upvote and resteem done.... @traf
But you are not a cat :) Cheers, :)
wow funny i like this post traf.
And you notice she's wearing her favorite pair of underwear:
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