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Mildewy... Bleurgh.

I like my granny snatch apples a little fresher 🤣🤣

Granny snatches are very versatile. If you start eating from the other end, they are called "Granny Starfish" apples.

I've heard that they are ok to wear even if they are a little brown...

Is any granny snatch actually fresh?

I think that's what a pomade is for. Either that or it is a small french car

Haha, I can see the advertisement now:

"Renault Pomade - Invigorate your grannies snatch."

There's a sentence that should never be uttered aloud ever!!