Yola!!
As I find myself in the depths of a soulless shopping mall I have to ask... What in the bloody fuck are these monstrosities?
Are they fruit? Vegetables? Or withered old ladies nans?
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Yola!!
As I find myself in the depths of a soulless shopping mall I have to ask... What in the bloody fuck are these monstrosities?
Are they fruit? Vegetables? Or withered old ladies nans?
Chayote! I didn't even now they exported that "fruit". It's like a weird mix of Zucchini and cucumber, mixing everything but the taste which it doesn't have. Very watery. Can be fried and spiced though, but is mainly used in thick soups and such. Supposedly has some good nutrients, but what fruit doesn't? Wouldn't be my favorite pick.
Yeah, that's the one!! I had never seen it before and they didn't even have a label or an explanation on what the feck it was or what to do with it!!
Isn't a zucchini a weird cucumber or a cucumber a weird zucchini?
Yeah, and now fuse them together and take out all the properties that made each at least a little interesting. Voilà, Chayote! It has all the bad parts, and none of the perks.
Sounds like being married.
Like the cliché of being married, I hope? I mean, I'm pretty happy to be in a relationship over 5 years now. But we just got offered a free honeymoon in a high society compound in La Esperanza in Mexico with a free butler and excessive stuff like that, so we're considering getting married even if it's just to comply with that invitation 🤣
I think they are called "Granny Snatch" apples.
They are quite powdery and have a bitter taste.
Mildewy... Bleurgh.
I like my granny snatch apples a little fresher 🤣🤣
Granny snatches are very versatile. If you start eating from the other end, they are called "Granny Starfish" apples.
I've heard that they are ok to wear even if they are a little brown...
Is any granny snatch actually fresh?
I think that's what a pomade is for. Either that or it is a small french car
Haha, I can see the advertisement now:
"Renault Pomade - Invigorate your grannies snatch."
There's a sentence that should never be uttered aloud ever!!
Lol.
it looks like it has taken too much steroids.
Sex steroids!!!
Pickled elephant testicles.
A rare delicacy
You guys can have my share. But don't be fighting over it now, you hear me?
I thought they were more vagina'y!
Don't let the pickle fool you.
I know at least one pickle that is tasty.
OMG a talking pickle! This is kind of a big dill. Maybe even a great dill.
I'll relish this moment forever!
Clever.
Becca 🌷
The timing, sure. The delivery, maybe. The puns. Bargain bin.
I did that once, I'll never look a pig in the eye ever again
I tried a pickled pig’s eye once. Somehow reminded me of an ancient esophagogastroduodenoscopy. Science and medicine sure have come a long way!
Done people even claim medicine is science! They won't catch me out with that one
Pickled nitpickers.
I hope no withered old lady on hive sees your comment... their vegetable brains might bear the fruits of a raving comment disaster.
Luckily, women don't know anything about Hive.
Haha, I am quite sure that hive has no old ladies. Just super hive chicks!! 😃😃
Yeah, super chicks with a wealth of experience that beats that of even the smartest young hiver.