Smooth moves finding the joint without a mention, I meant to mention you by name, you and about five thousand other active users. One copy/paste and a :click: Hashtag fuck hashtags, #wasteoftime. Just mention about the top five thousand active members somewhere in the body of your content and say hello everybody.
That's it. lower case. Capital Hello requires an additional keyboard stroke—exhausting. Or you can beat the free speech outta your keyboard in both English and Український cuz nothing spLeLs imbroglio like Український.
Upper Decking. Not the kind where you push one out in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl at a random house party, either, this is next level shit. Mention a few thousand content supporters and edit your article about a half dozen times in the first 10 minutes of publication that way our notifications won't stfu. Or a half dozen photos—results may vary.
I've wasted a lot of time crafting witty titles. I recently began framing my cover images to make them recognizable in a blockchain full of cover images but it's all unnecessary. Nothing captures an audience quite like an "@". Pay attention, I've been collecting data nearly four years. A catchy, controversial, or funny opening sentence or something original like an informational opening paragraph is pointless like words without a period
The most lucrative, proven, and consistent way to maximize your exposure is easy as 1-2-3:
- Stop by trending.
- Click the number next to the 💖 on any of the top five trending articles.
- Copy/paste the top 5 voters of that article into the body of your article.
Tada!
Whale-bait 101. Insider information straight from discord. Limit 5 per article. No more than 5 whale mentions per post cuz you don't wanna blow your whole load on one key stroke. Five is plenty, last thing anyone wants is a bunch of whales fighting for attention.
Look, stickin my neck out for the community is nothing new to me, it's what I do. Don't mention it. I don't know everything but I'll teach you everything I know.
I mean, if you're going to create a spectacle, at least do something good/entertaining with it.
That does give me an idea though, I'm tempted to wander over to that blockchain-that-shall-not-be-named and put this information to use, for purely experimental purposes only.
Do link me an invite to said experiment for experimental purposes only, please.
What's up man? You been getting these too? I have my accounts following several curation trails, I think a lot of it has to do with new authors receiving attention from LoveSniper which causes that receiving author to copy paste the whole dang trail.
Happens about twice a day. Not sure I how long I can maintain funny sir.
Yikes I had no idea about this whole mass tagging situation until I checked out the links you posted lmao! I am truly lost for words here.
Damn they must have quite the patience to tag thousands of people. It was a futile attempt.
Hey what's up @moon-city? Welcome to wherever I am. Where the hell you been all my virtual life?!
Surprisingly enough I haven't been tagged since. Now just if I could be in two places at the same time. Damn inconveniences!!
Thank you. Not for commenting, wait! That came out wrong, it's not what I meant. I'm grateful you stopped by. What I meant was thanks for defining criticism.
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Don't be a stranger.
Hahaha its a pleasure to meet you! @dandays You definitely have a way with words and it really brings out your creativity.
LOL for anyone who may need a refresher about criticism, its there for them to give it a read 🤣 or not.
Glad you stopped by too 😊.
Heheheh we were all strangers here at one point but that can definitely change over time
What's with you Canadians? I've yet to meet one Canadian who doesn't suck.
Hahahha thank you for this compliment!
You forgot to tag 5 whales!
Informational purposes only. I've worked real hard to acquire my my my my 5 and I suck at sharing Ms. Shorts.
Aah, shouldn't have shared that 1-2-3, soon you'll have to share yours!
You sound like my therapist.
Reading this makes me feel like I missed out on something. Nobody has ever added me to their mass @ list before, I don't think. What do I need to be doing differently?
I think a lot of it is love sniper, ocd's curation for new authors. I follow their trail so I'm assuming that's the majority of the mentions. But those ones that are tagging 5-10k people, I have no idea how I got thrown in that mix.
You're not missing anything.
I don't know, drama and controversy are so much fun.
Maybe I'll go make a Facebook account or something :)
I heard about that place. Lotta people like it.
It was either that or a cheesy thumb gif
dropped a cheesy thumb gif here but it ended up being gigantic so I deleted it
LOL. In your 4 years of collecting data you've not found that that is also a whale downvote bait 10something?😂😂
Are you shitting me?! I really need to pay closer attention to my shit.
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Ok here I go @dandays assuming you are the biggest whale in the block. Why should I care about the other whales?
Maybe you'll be there soon and I'll be tagging you all day. 😼
Well I'm no stranger to making splashes but unless Bitcoin accidentally mines itself in my pocket at an alarming rate, whale status isn't in my future.
It's all about the splash anyway.
Thanks for keeping an eye on me, what's your weekend look like?
How wonderful would that be Mr.Art you'd be richer than every one in the world and yaaay I'll be one of the names you remember... 😆
My weekend is as busy as usual.
The boys will be here and that means a lot of work.
But happy work. 🤩
Hope you're having fun.
I've heard from many'0 people Romans is the most quoted book in the Bible. Would you agree?
I believe the Bible is the most quoted book , I love Paul and yes I quote Romans a lot.
I noticed. 😘
I like it...very Dale Carnegie of the blockchain world.
Coolest thing I've seen all weeks. Rarely am I lost for words. Thank you.
lol, i'm fresh off of the training at work (guessing I was volunteered because I need an adjustment of attitude). I mean, you can take Dale anywhere, honestly...
How's the adjustment moving along?
meh...not even Dale Carnegie can save me
Funny. That's what my buddies call a joint in crowds. Attitude adjustment.
I have been leaning towards the GIF covers...
@@@@@@ Nothing says, pick me , pick my boogers like... A really dumb and dumber GIF.!!
And I still have no fucking idea what this post is about...
Did you click any of the little hyperlinks? Click some, or just one, here <-- don't hurt yourself.
Earlier today all I was gonna do was respond with a well gif ('well gif'). You know, like a well that has water at the base, well. That well. I was talking to a chick though dude and all I did was search well, mishap, gif and, well, I still haven't responded.
well...
Says he is new guy... but new guy is a 47.?
hashtag dumb ass
The gif mishaps gives me flashbacks...
wheelbarrow, weightlifting or pussy cat...
who do you think wins?
I have done the first two in person, and the pussy mishaps are daily in my world.
Who the hell puts up a mirror without securing it to the wall?
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STOPThat was just on the one article. This is me on censored behavior, I'm worse in the flesh. I've just always appreciated thing like how versatile fuck is. Multiple convictions in that word.