I Went To Shadow Hunters Contest And All I Got Were These Shitty Haircuts

in Shadow Hunters3 years ago (edited)

Thirteen (13) if you're a pocket or two (2) full of arithmomania idiosyncrasies. One (1) shitty haircut's enough to lose your head but 13's excessive, you don't have to be a real estate agent to know that's a lot. They had funny names, though (shocked I remembered them all), had I paid less attention to the names and more to the style I probably wouldn't be lookin like Coolio right now. Good thing I got this mask on or you'd think I was him—twins.

I got 13 shitty haircuts to show you, are excessive keyboard strokes necessary or can I just link the contest and name drop the sponsors in sub text or is that taboo? I've never done it like this, be gentle, it's my first time, I don't wanna mess anything up.
@melinda010100 @nelinoeva @good-karma @galenkp @annephilbrick @eolianpariah @pixresteemer @taskmanager @brittandjosie @barbara-orenya

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Kilt Sold Separately

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Tesla Coil

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Pissing Head Of Broccoli

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Chicken Foot

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Betty White

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Table Top/Right

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Duck For Brains

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Splitting Headache

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Phallic To The Moon

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Missed A Couple

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Underhand-pitch Fork

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Favorite Sports Team Logo Included

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Thanks For Stopping!

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Amazing shadows! Great capture! 🌳🌲🌲🌳

Thank you @tangmo! I see you keep an eye on my but I don't think I've ever heard from you. This is nice. Have a great week! See you soon.

You're welcome! Yeah! I keep an eye on your posts.....and appreciate your works as well! Many thanks for your wishes and for your great support. Have a wonderful week! ;)

Good morning my friend. Very imaginative labeling of the pics.
We've been back in town for a few days now and I do believe I've got things back up and running.
After sending you all of those pics from FL I figured you would really enjoy this one.
Payback is a bitch, as this is what we returned to.
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What do you mean imaginative? All I did was repeat the already developed design names. I can't imagine what you mean.

I remember those Na! Na! Up yours, pal!! pictures from Flo-Rida and I remember resenting you and your damn camera! Before I exit this response and say:

Thanks, Bob! I can always count on your support and I truly do look forward to what you think of my content. I'm glad we 'met.' Whether you're vacationing or returning to the tundra, you manage to keep an eye on me and I don't forget that shit just like I don't forget those Flo-Rosa pictures. So, in response to your current living conditions...

Na! Na! Up yours, pal!!

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Ok, I say we call it even.

Wow I want to have that haircut. Where is the barber shop? 🤓🇻🇳

They're tough to find in February, for some reason the sun doesn't shine here in February so picturing haircuts is like finding Bitcoin in your cereal—ain't happenin. In answer to your question, January and March, no barbers here in February.

Happy Saturday @dodovietnam, enjoy your weekend and thanks for checkin this one out!

Great tree shadows these remind me of Halloween night 😆

Good morning Kohsamui99! :birds chirping: I know what time it is, just don't ask me the day. Unless there's people out there trick or treating, I only know what time of day it is, not the actual day.

Always a pleasure when you stop by, I'm glad you enjoyed this one, thank you! Enjoy the rest of your week.

Haha...i can relate to that i get a bit lost with days also they are chirping away to fast i just try and live every moment possible 😆

Have a great week yourself ... oh .. wait this week is just about over...lol..well Thursday night for me !!

wait this week is just about over..

It is?!?!

Thursday morning for you i think ? Thursday night for me... yep another week trashed 😆

Next you're gonna tell me it's February er.. March.

Damn i thought we were in February i got to stop drinking them spirits 😆

The Covid days of a #treetueaday barber and yep the name dropping worked and is most certainly allowed.
Poor Betty and that kilt in the first one would have a leaf pattern I guess.

Ok I will stop but Dan this is a great blog I hope you had fun writing it because I most certainly had fun reading it.

Have a great weekend

I'm so glad everyone's entertained by my demise. I was just telling someone how I had to rock that Splitting Headache cut to a wedding, could you imagine? Me.. Pura (stunning!).. and I'm rockin a Splitting Headache!

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Thanks for checkin this out @brittandjosie but thanks even more for everything else you do here like encourage new authors and sponsor fun events like this. 💖

I'll have the chicken foot with a bit off the sides please.

Not in February you won't! Man I started snapping pics for this one in January. I wanted 13 cuz I like that number but I musta started late January and the damn sun doesn't shine barbershops are closed in February.

How's it goin @rubido, you good? Happy whatever day this is.

all good man, all good as for what day it is not sure, Saturday or Sunday as the boys home. so happy weekend? Cloudy here so no sun, I think its back from vacation next month but I could be wrong. couldn't wait for the barber so I just shaved it all off.

Weekend?! Wait a minute.....

Dayum! It is a weekend day. Brother I haven't been on my bike for about 5 weeks, I'm not familiar with this four season shit, we didn't plan on parking anywhere like this for too long. What I'm crying about right now is there wasn't enough time in between rains to allow the mud to dry, still not 100% dry.

But I just checked my weather app to verify you're in fact correct and, you are, it's a weekend day. While I was there it said:

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Fuck it! I don't care how cold it is out there today @rubido, and I'll peddle on pavement, don't care. Cuz it's been sitting in this same position since about the time I began those haircuts. I even took the carrier off the back of the car—depressing.

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Eh, I learned I have to code these differently in order for my links to show up in the Ecency app, they're only showing up on the other front ends. Did you happen to view this on peakd so you could see that Betty Davis link I attached? That shits funny!!

I use peakd most of the time, I like Ecency but I hate using my phone. It has silly shit like autocorrect. Keeps changing shit, like seriously who says mother duck in the middle of a sentence?

Nice bike btw , semi rigid or stiff? only know the French terminology as didn't do any mountain biking or cruising on a non motorized bike until here. BMX now as a kid that was my shit.

Love the Fuji bikes, Like the attention to detail, the heft where it matters. Also love the fact I've never watched my front wheel roll away while I hold the bars.

get out there and freeze the balls of man, Sun in Tennessee this time of year is a rare thing.

Betty Davis is ALWAYS Funny/Great/Insane depends on the context 😁

Still a beauty, I like the Fujis

Nice! At least you know a competent brand. It's a Fuji Auric One.1. <- That link is a 2015, I couldn't find a 2018 model 🤔. Full suspension downhill bike. 👍🏿 I could tell you specs but Full suspension downhill bike and the link is plenty of description. 42mm of travel or something crazy.

Does that mean you never got to see my video?

Dude check it out if you haven't seen it and let me know what you think. It's about 5 weeks old now—last time I got to do anything before it started raining so don't vote it!! Eh, and notice when I'm flying through all those speed sections and never in the whole 9 minutes do you hear the bike squeak or tweak or make any sound other than what's under the tires.

Looks nice and smooth on trail, no suspicious sounds of loose / lost bolts and nuts either😁. Only ever been on the Fuji bikes a few times, always felt well designed and solid.

Still checking out the hive ecosystem, didn't even know you could vote on the videos too so that's new, guessing its the same 7 day limit.

Hehe, the last one 👍

😁

"Goin my way? I don't take UP much space."

Definitely the best shadow hunter post I seen! Absolutely bonkers!!

You know I love it when you stop by right? Good morning @livinguktaiwan, happy Saturday.

I'm glad you liked this one, thank you! And thanks for all the curating, sponsoring, newbie advice giving and everything else I see you do. You're refreshing for the blockchain and I'm glad we met.

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Now you're making me blush 🤗☺️

Despite Hive being tech and crypto based, my little brain can't handle too much complex stuff nowadays so I'm following a few of you lot around for simple light hearted stuff bonkers stuff. The pleasure is all mine!

Have a great weekend yourself!

That looks like some awesome broccoli. Great barber you’ve got!

You think so?? She wanted $1,800 bucks for that head.. I thought that was a little shady.

Good morning @dandays, your cover photo is stunning, I love it.
It's funny, although I read #shadowhunters, this may be only my second time in the challenge.
This is a really wonderful, warm community that welcomes everyone. It's fun!!
Nice to see you here. As always your post is funny and your shadow pix are awesome.
Have a lovely day !

Well I'm glad I didn't disappoint @farm-mom, thanks for stopping by in between there, here, and the drip in the toilet. Sounds funny like that huh? In the toilet. When we were in Greece, the first time Hope (British chick who ran the program—GEM!!!!!!!!) at the refugee center said "rinse out the mop bucket in the toilet" I was..... 🤔 🥶 👀

'Ah.. toilet, bathroom, got it! Where there's a drain is in the ground n stuff.. ok, I'm with you now.'

They call'em toilets over there, takes a minute to get used to. I know I'm WwWAaAayYyy off subject here and you're not the only one who doesn't know how in the world we got where we're at, I'm as confused as you are so before it gets any worse.....

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Well, they're great!

Quick, tell me how intoxicating my eyes are!!

How did I know that this would be shadows the likes of which Shadow Hunters has never seen before? LMAO I'm not sure which one is my favorite. They are all wonderful and fit your titles exactly! 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣 You made my day!

No way, no one's ever submitted their shitty haircuts to Shadow Hunters?! Virgins. I sure am glad you approve Melinda cuz they weren't cheap, and if it rained the entire month of February where you are you know what I mean. Took foreeeeevvvvveer.

Thanks a lot for helping get this posted in the right place. <-- not a joke. 💖

OK... Pissing head of broccoli, still laughing here.
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excellent shadow hunt dear friend @dandays you have shared a beautiful selection, I appreciate very much that you will teach us these beautiful shadows
have an excellent weekend

My pleasure Jlufer, I'm glad you enjoyed this one. I hope you're having a nice weekend too.

Thanks for letting me know what you think, don't be a stranger shadow!

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That last tree gave you a thumb up!!!

'Goin my way.. Got room for one more?'

look at you getting richer by the day 😃

OOOh you went with the dark version

Well, you know they say she said and I wouldn't wanna see anyone miss an opportunity to benefit from it.

We all benefit from it! 😁

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I need to hang out in the shadows more often then cuz ocd visits suck said no one ever! Thank you!

the best about shadows post that I saw ever :-)
love the descriptions for every image

Nicest comment I've seen since the last one, ever!

I really appreciate this Victorbz. Comedy are the ones that really make me sweat the post button, really feels good when they're accepted well.

my pleasure :-) I really understand what you're mean

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You got such a jolly barber. 🤣
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Very interesting and creative shots of shadow captures. Look at the first one...the colour !!! Good eyes man :) Waittt I can't see your shitty haircuts..!!!
Have a beautiful weekend man :)

They've grown out now. I was pretty noticeable in public for awhile.

Good morning Trangbaby! Thanks for checkin this one out, I hope you got a few laughs. How's it goin over there? Friday, got anything going on this weekend?

I'm ruined now! Joined that shadow hunters community less than a week ago and I've already collect about 50 images like this.

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Hi from Viet Nam good evening :)

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Hahaa ..you are funny.

I was pretty noticeable in public for awhile.

So how's about now?

I'm collecting some for my entries soon but your pics more crazy like you are ...Ahihi kidding. Oh yeah definitely your captures so much interesing and impressive. 50 But quality mine 60 but danm ...!!
Thanks for asking. I'm pretty busy here..just changed new job and need to adapt to US time zone.
Thinking of making noise at Galen 's topic weekend. 😀😁😎

US time zone, interesting. Are you a language instructor?

Crazy? I have no idea what you're talking about.....

Great photo. "Peace!"

Me either I don’t even understand what I was talking about ..I often talk to myself...hehee :) Maybe

I do that often. I can't blame it on typos or anything I just gotta be 'yeah, I don't know what I was trying to say.'

@dandays, best haircuts ever! These are really well done shadows of trees! Looking forward to seeing more of your shadow self 😜
Now, stay away from my hair, I do the cutting of it myself! 🤣

Glad you made it. Wasn't sure if that was you or someone else. Last time someone took me by the hand like that we ended up in a deep cave carved out by lava thousands of years ago and it was so pitch black the brightest camera phone in the world was void. I musta hit my head 30 times.

I uh... yeah, shit just spews from my hands sometimes.🤔

I'll be back. Promise. Love the shadow community.

😁 If there's a tree, I find a way to climb it. No pics for your lava cave adventure, now I want to see in the pitch black dark, lol. Sometimes it's necessary to "sense" where one is going, so maybe if you practice that, your next deep cave expedition will leave less head lumps.

I uh... yeah, shit just spews from my hands sometimes.🤔

and from your unleashed mind perhaps? 😜 I will be watching for your shadow entry. I'm getting one together now and I challenge you to do the same. Maybe we can compete together? Wouldn't that be a load of goose giggles!

This is gonna have to work.

That, most definitely works, thank you! 😁
Keep your eye out for these caves 😉
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Funny?! I had to go to a wedding with that Splitting Headache cut.

Embarrassing

I'm glad you liked this one @andrew-charles, thanks a lot for letting me know what you think. Have a great weekend!