I wondered what it would be like to chug one-off with the help of some hand sanitiser?
Back when I was in grade school, a bunch of friends were relaxing around the pool during summer break. We bet one of our buddies that he couldn't soak his meat hammer in absorbine junior. It wasn't a matter of if, it was a matter of How Much ?
$5 later, the comedy started. Since none of us really wanted to stare at his member, we decided he could simply soak a rag in the stuff, then wrap it around. (Like a pig in a blanket). For the first 3 seconds, there was no reaction .... then it happened. There was cursing, then tears, then pleading for help. -- No help was offered because the rest of us couldn't breath from the laughter. He went screaming to the pool, then begging for more relief... We eventually got control of ourselves enough to bring out some ice to the poor lad.
Later, we all agreed that is was $5 well spent.
When my mom got home, she wondered why there were four empty ice cube trays on the counter....
I simply replied .... A gentleman never tells.
So .... back to your important decision above .... I would strongly recommend that you steer away from the hand sanitizer. But if you choose not to head the warning ... perhaps recording it might be profitable.
like a pig in a blanket
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Ah, that sounds horrific. I have decided against experimenting in the name of science. Lol, I am chuckling away at your tale above though :OD
!ENGAGE 30 !
... and that event happened long before any of us had started consuming alcohol. It was all for the bravado and the $5. (Back in the 80's, $5 could go a long way)
$5 was a kings ransom back then!
Alcohol has caused similar tragedies but without the need for someone being paid, haha. Which does actually remind me of the time my mate told us that he had shaved his knacks and then stupidly decided to put aftershave on them. Crikey, that's alcohol too, no chance!
BAH HA HA HA HA
I imagine the results of the aftershave were similar to the absorbine jr. Lots of dancing around screaming.
Yes indeed for ages and ages and ages. Such a deep burn!
ENGAGEtokens.