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Shame on you, leading her down the garden path!!!

Sometimes I wonder if it is her leading me down the garden path and I'm just the poor victim!! Lol

Never on you life! You don't sound like the kinda cat that would ever be led down a garden path. Methinks that you can invent garden paths! 😁

That might be true but it never hurts when the ladies think they are leading... ;0)

You should change meesterboom to masterboom...😀

Can't!! It will blow my cover!!

Oh yeah, I forget a man of your stature can get into serious trouble if your cover gets blown.
Sent to the salt mines in Siberia :)