I'll try my best to not jump out and murder both of you, but I can't promise anything, and I know how to make it look like Covid did it.
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I'll try my best to not jump out and murder both of you, but I can't promise anything, and I know how to make it look like Covid did it.
Shit, it's going to be a murder party. What if someone jumps out straight after and murders you?? Where does it end!?!
Should we all just murder ourselves in advance? Save any hassle?
Hmmm. A difficult decision has arisen. I can't say I came prepared for this. In one hand is my life and in the other is yours. I'd probably need both to choke the other guy... so maybe he should go first?
I like it!!
Perhaps we should choke the other guy at the same time with a hand each and then drink all his beer and burn all his wood. This is gonna be awesome!!
I wouldn't murder anybody. Just convince you to keep putting on just one more mask to be safe until you've suffocated yourself. I'll wait until you are drunk and forgotten this.
Now that is clever, I am gonna have to try and figure out some way of deep mask breathing. And drinking at the same time. Beer obviously. Will that be like being weatherboarded waterboarded but beerboarded. Yeek!
No man! Fingerprints.
We need to make it look like the wood did it.
Cool, I dont think anyone has ever seen that movie - We might just get away with this!
Nobody will suspect a thing.
Its like a snapshot taken directly from my futuremind!
What the hell else is in there!