If you're putting actual skunks in your bong, I regret to inform you: You're doing it wrong.
Note to stalker: That's funny because it's absurd. No actual skunks were harmed in the making of that joke. I actually think skunks are cute. And skunks think I'm cool as well. Most likely because I'm afraid of being sprayed, so I run, and they think it's funny, I assume.
I was putting them in my bong! And the worst of it was that it was such a squash and all the blood and bits spurted out that it was frankly a bastard to get it lit and keep it so.
That is the skunks, Which are a stripey stinky animal, not the weed. I wouldn't want any confusion. Weed don't bleed.
Dat's right
Weed don't bleed
Oh shit. It appears as if you're attempting to increase the absurdity levels. This conversation is starting to sound like two guys getting loaded on a peaceful Saturday.
But dude I really think you should invest in a grinder.
I was loaded! And then bedded and all up early for an adventure into the Scottish nothingness!
A grinder eh? Might be handy for the sausages
Yeah. And you can put your weed in there. Or whatever those plants up there are called.
You mean up here in the tropical north?
Certainly won't find them in the dirty south.
DAmn dirty south. I knew a feller from there once. He could drink with either end. A fearsome sight to behold