A the lesser spotted, shit-stained variety of a narsole. Tricky ones them. Mine is usually just standoffish, never thought he would take such a hump at me asking such a simple thing. Then again maybe I did because I did look in it to see if there was space when he wasn't there. lol!
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Had another neighbor many years ago. He suggested I trim the hedges (I was in my early twenties, had better things to do) so I said I can't because I don't have trimmers. He borrowed his trimmers to me. I kept them in my garage for five months and didn't trim the hedges. Then one day I catch him in my garage snooping around. Wanted his trimmers back. I said, "You could have asked."
Sounds like he was snooping about looking for more than trimmers!
Where do you keep the bodies? He might have been wondering about the night goings...
Usually I dissolve the bodies but lately I've been noticing a few hands go missing.
They're always the first to go missing. Everybody always needs few good hands
Thieves doing hand jobs is just something I never thought would happen.
It's quite incredible to think such a thing but it's true. My mate Jimmy got caught stealing a lady's underthings from a washing line and she made him give her a hand job to her penis
He swears it's true
I hate when that happens...