Had another neighbor many years ago. He suggested I trim the hedges (I was in my early twenties, had better things to do) so I said I can't because I don't have trimmers. He borrowed his trimmers to me. I kept them in my garage for five months and didn't trim the hedges. Then one day I catch him in my garage snooping around. Wanted his trimmers back. I said, "You could have asked."
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Sounds like he was snooping about looking for more than trimmers!
Where do you keep the bodies? He might have been wondering about the night goings...
Usually I dissolve the bodies but lately I've been noticing a few hands go missing.
They're always the first to go missing. Everybody always needs few good hands
Thieves doing hand jobs is just something I never thought would happen.
It's quite incredible to think such a thing but it's true. My mate Jimmy got caught stealing a lady's underthings from a washing line and she made him give her a hand job to her penis
He swears it's true
I hate when that happens...
That's what he said!!!