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As long as you stay on two feet and don't drop onto all fours I think everyone can forgive a little grunting. Even if it is for them!

I clap when they're done a set as well.

As long as you use your hands, I expect that to be received very well.

as the gym bunnies run in terror at the grunting clapper thing in their midst...

Lol, I had no idea this song existed!

Sometimes they kick me out, but I can still see them.

Disclaimer for one who needs it: These are jokes.

I bet they often wonder what you are doing in their garden...

Disclaimer for the hard of humour: yes, still joking

Planting turnips and pulling petunias.

Filthy beggar

In my day we did that behind closed doors

Disclaimers are for sissies!

I know. There's one on the loose. Hence the disclaimer.

Lmao 🤣